Monday, June 15, 2009

Day 361: Chore Night

This is story of how our regular Monday programming is interrupted wif the Chore Night...

You see, I frowed up on the bed this mornin while the Mom in the shower and not to get (too) gross or graphic or nuffin but I mean I frowed up BIG TIME.

So it go wifout sayin really that the Mom was late gettin out of the here and late gettin to the factory and frankly worried all day long what mean she early gettin home!

I fine when she get here and I happy and I dance and I holdin down my dinners real good, but now I gotta watch her washin bed cloves all night tonight. And I don't like that. It frankly make me little sick to my tummy. Just sayin.

But worst of all, my reindeer wif the candies for the feets had to get a baff... and he stuck out of doors dryin in this horrible heat. I fraid he might beed overcome and stifled.
So that is how Mushpot Monday come to beed Chore Night. The End.

Pee. Ess. This story is very similar to the one wif the moral what go sumfin like this:

Never buy another expensive comforter.

This correlates nicely wif the Mom's motto, and I paraphrase somewhat:

If my dog can't frow up on it, I don't need it.

Pee. Ess. Ess. I love that ole gal!


NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Poor Luke!

I'm not sure how lukhky he is right now....

Oh wait FURRY LUKHKY! He had a bed to throw up on!

I hope woo are feeling better?

PeeEssWoo: And WOO means all of woo!

Anonymous said...

Aunt Amanda,

Mom found on the Orvis website some time back, a summer weight, water proof, scratch proof, fur proof coverlet. This is on the big bed full time unless company is coming over.That way my cat brothers can wallow on the bed all day, and the old girl Momz doesn't have to worry about my incontinence if I stay all night with her. Just a suggestion! Hey, it's washable, too!

Checkers & Chess said...

oh luke I hope you are feeling better - tell your mom that the moral also holds for "if your dog can't chew on it - you don't need it"

Angel Tucker, Daisy and Leo said...

Poor Luke

We are glad to hear you are feeling better. We hope your mom's comforter fits in your washer. When our other sister Abby throw's up on our mom's, she has to go somewhere called the laudromat.

Tucker and Daisy

Najia said...

Aawwww, poor Luke! Hey buddy, I throw up sometimes too and my mama says it is otay becuz she loves me. She doesn't want me to be sickly.

My mama said she has liked "lurking" around your super cool blog, but now she says I better stop by and say 'hi'. So, Hi!

I hope you feel better real soon Luke.

Your pal,
Milo Da Golden Bear in San Diego

Amber-Mae said...

Hi there Luke! Aww, your poor thing. We hope you feel better soon.

Solid Gold "Actress"

Scout and Freyja said...

Oh, how awful dat you had a bad tummy! We don't throw up much but our kitties do and we just LOVE to eat second-time-around cat food! Lots of times we get to it before our momma and we just lick our lips and smile☺

Having a bad tummy is not fun. We hope that your tummy upset is all gone and that your momma can take a day off from washing.