Thursday, June 11, 2009

Day 357: Thirsty Thursday

This apt name on a counta it blazin hot, we in drought and landscape and lawn man tell us today he not cut lawn but do other stuff on a counta ever plant cludin the grasses just way too thirsty eery gardless how we been waterin them ever single day.

But also on a counta heat make me thirsty for one o my favorite delights in this world what is the water that I drink. And I prolly not made mention like I should have... but I drink what I call the Miracle Water...

And here how it arrive... in the big blue jug! Welcome sight!!!

And here where it land in my bowl wif big towel "bib" on a counta the Bleu drip big time after he what the Mom call "fill he hump"... and sumfin real wierd bout this pitcher on a counta the water actually really crystal clear!

And I can just already hear what the Mom gonna say when she see my post... she gonna say AGAIN how she cannot believe anyone (people before her) would install tile and grout what look dirty even when it was brand new (we got box of new tiles... she has compared)!

The Mom cannot help herself on a counta she is architect who know better but think she is not rich enough to spend money to correct such indiscretion. She is also germy-fobe and somewhat self critical (tho at her age, she gettin better bout that last part), so she gonna just be like... "O Luke, why you post close up of awful tile?".

She need just need buck up replace it or get over it. Just sayin. And besides, I digress... I love the Miracle Water!!! I know the immediate difference BIG TIME in comparison to tap or even bottled, and I am frilled at new jug arrival!!!

My tongue cannot help but express itself in the anticipation!!! Yours would too!!!

No burp like Miracle Water burp!

I will soon post more on the qualities and benefits of my Miracle Waters... but for now, I just add... buuuuuuuurp!

Nuffin like good burp. Really.

Add in energy boost, mental a cuteness, immune boost and other anty cancer qualities and you understand why I call it the Miracle Water!!!

Just sayin.


Tucker and Daisy said...

Hey Luke

Glad to hear your mom is feeling better. Where do you get miracle water? Is that like holy water? We used to have tile like that in FL, if our mom had realized it always would look dirty, she wouldn't have done it either. Tucker is a great fan of a good burp.

Tucker and Daisy

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Ah yes!

I'm sure no matter how much of a splash guard your mom puts down, woo always manage to miss it! I love to turn my water bowl area into a splash pond!

Mom ALMOST misses her floor from down the street until she remembers all the weekly khrawling around on her knees in volleyball pads to wash it and TRY to khlean the grout!

Tank woo fur sharing!


Woodrow, Luna, MJ Campanella said...

wow miracle water - sounds exciting

woodrow sweetie mj

Scout and Freyja said...

We are all entitled to a good burp every now and then...they feel soooo good☺

Farley's Mom said...

Luke, tell Mom not to worry about the grout. We're just looking at your sweet face!

the TN Bull Terrors said...

Our DawgMom fusses about us puttin our dirty ol carpet in pikchurs, it's not OUR fault it's dirty, dumb people who lived her before, oh well, the new house has all tile everywhere, not that dirty lookin tile tho, well, WE don't think it's dirty lookin.
Can't wait to hear more about the Miracle Waters!

Feather, Darla, Pappy & LizzaBella ^..^

Checkers & Chess said...

hmmmm Miracle Water???? I drink only Spring Water - I totally refuse Tap Water and I don't like it in a metal bowl either - no matter how thirsty I am I wait for it to be in crockery - preferably my pretty McCarty Bowls - I might need some of that Miracle Water tho - is that a Texas thang?

About the grout - mom says "I know, I know - I'm so sad for you" - mom also wants to know if your mom ever did any work for Gerald D. Hines????