Day 873: Bleu Skies And Cont'ails

All the talk today is about cont'ails... I'm not sure what it's all about, but I do have quite a few of my own:

The sky was like a spider's web, and there were planes zippin all over the skies. Skies like this make my the Mom a little nervous. 

I tell the Mom that the skies are no busier than normal... It just has ever fing to do wif the atmospheric conditions.

And on a pretty day like this wif the bleu skies, I fink the most newsworthy t'ails are those held high wif the happiness.

Now that was a big huge t'ail they show the news, but when placed in proper perspective... was not so grandiose, after all!

For big, huge grandiose t'ail...I present to you, the Bleu!!!

Just sayin...

Day 140: Q: What do Luke and Congress Have In Common?

A: Gettin in bed wif the Lobby!

And while bofe Lobby is cute and soft and fun in bed... my Lobby cost me nuffin and got no self servin agenda, just semblance of real lobster who go by name of Lobby...

Day 138: Sleepin Wif The Lobby On Lection Day

Can't never run for lection myself, given unflatterin and other Chip-n-dale photos circlatin this web and underminin my steadfast character...

So no reason I can't sweep wif the Lobby on 'lection day... pretty much like all the other candidates... ceptin my Lobby's soft and sweet and got no genda!

Day 84: September 11

Lots going on right now, but I gotta take a brief moment to reflect on all this country's been through in my lifetime... and all she means to me.

Ain't a better place to live.

And me and the Mom's heart saddens to think of the innocent lives that were lost that day. The innocent had nothing to do with all the reasons the mean peoples were mad, but they paid the price.

Everbody's got a different viewpoint, but when you set out to "right" a wrong, by the very definition of the word, you gotta play fair... or it ain't right.

But mean peoples and terrorists don't stop and think about that.

I know a little about what I speak...