Things For A Golden Retriever To Do After A Hurricane When He's Bored

1. Instigate a barker... and walk away.
2. Lick this morning's pnut butter off your paw.
3. Snap at flies.
4. Step out on a leash to check the mail.
5. Patrol the perimeter.
6. Watch the neighbors through a not hole in the fence. (why is it called a not hole when it so obviously is one?).
7. foil photo ops.
8. eat a chip of cie.
9. find a new place to lay.
10. roominate.
11. beg for dinner early. hey... the clocks aren't workin!
12. sit for a pnut.
13. rattle the last few carrots outta Kongy.
14. attempt to p on a dock-son's nose.
15. Make a list of stuff you think about.