I licked the scab off my tail this afternoon. I did.
I would like to say that a wild pack of dingos broke in and chewed my tail until I cried for mercy... but there's no way I can explain why the alarm didn't go off.
So I admit it. I sowwy!
Can I make up for it with dashing figure 8's, grass cologne and a LuLu smile?
My Friday Friend - *Hi, it's me, Timber. I have a very special friend I want to tell you all about. He comes to see me every night around the same time. While Mom and Dad...