Day 658: FAQ, First Edition

Welcome to my new regular feature what I will call...

Fursday's Answered Questions

This new regular feature will give me a chance to answer questions what have been posed from my friends on a variety of subjects. I sure hope you all will please play along and by 'regular', I mean I will be doin this on Fursdays when the mood strikes... Just splainin!


Question One, asked by The Thundering Herd...


"Woo - does mom have her paw bandaged and is she wearing the cone so she does not lick it? Just saying."


Question Two, closely related, asked by The OP Pack...


"We are sorry to hear mom hurt her paw, sort of like our Mom hurt her back. Does yours have to wear the lampshade? BoL. Hope she is better soon."


Answer:
There is two-fold UP side to this whole Mom has a sore paw fing... and it is (1) She has been layin round wif the right hand elevated, what mean her left hand ain't been up to much more than pettin my head (and also the Bleu's, of course).


And (2) In deed there is a DOG and we finally have justice. The Mom is in a cone / lampshade and while I cannot operate the camera, I can provide you wif a reasonable facsimile...

[She is not nearly as cute, but she does have the sad and forelorned eyes...]

Question Free, asked by the pittie pack...


"we loved your easter basket. can we come ofur and play??"


Answer:
That sounds like HUGE fun!!! But please do NOT bring your bunny ears however on a counta... I beg you, please do the not! You guys look real cute, and nuffin bring a smile to my face quite like you in the bunny ears...

But that is One Big Bull(i)et I been dodgin for last 658 days here! Can't hardly wait to see you soon (sans the big floppies. just sayin.)!


Question Four, asked by the very lovely Miss Khyra wif the beautiful floofy tail...


"Will trade pekhans fur berry treats? Or is that will trade pekhans fur blog time?"


Answer:
As great Pekhan Tykhoon... I am happy to trade treasures for many fings... For example, I would trade half my pecans to be a comforter!

And I would trade other half to be the grasses!

Just sayin!


Question Five, asked by the Sam...  in regards to how I behave when I bring in a pekhan...


"Do you walk around first and have that "I've-got-something-I'm-not-supposed-to-have" look?"


Answer:
I am glad you asked. When I come in from the "Last Call" at night, the Mom closes and locks door behind the me, sets security alarm, turns off lights, brushes her toofies... and most times I am waitin on her in the big bed. But some times I am not. Some times I am pacin floors. Just waitin on some fing. Silly look on face. Silly shuffle in foot. Wonderin when I will be discovered.


And if I am not called into question, I hop onto big bed (happened a bunch o times)... and spit pekhan out onto the Mom's pillow. If I try to decribe, it is a little worried expression between my eyes, you know... a little life this:

But wifout the ears.

[In spite of fact I not wearin the cute ears what my the Mom loves, she always fank me and give me big hug... what make me fink, I wonder if I can do it again tomorrow!]


And Question Six is asked by The Bumpass Hounds & Kitties (but mostly The Hounds):


"Tell us about those berry treats that youse guyes like so much. We don't think we've had berry treats."

Answer:
Well, first let me say that the Berry Treats are a most tasty snack and I should be the Official Spokesdog. Just sayin. Just starting a campain.

These tasty treats are a part of the Natural Choice line made my Nutro. They refer to them as "Crunch Treats With Real Berries". (They also have apple and carrot flavors what are good but berry is the best, just sayin).  The delicious smell alone will drive you wild and ingredients include dried cherries, blueberries and cranberries!

An open package inspires excitement and excitement... like this:

Me and the Bleu we get equally excited and compete over who is first frew the door when called... who is fist to sit... who is first to shake... who is first to do most any fing where the berry treats are called into play! I should explain, however... we BOAF get the treats, ALL WAYS... we just compete over who GET FIRST!